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Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:26:34

flange666

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I have noticed after I have had sex I feel so slim.

I have now decided to have eat a bacon and cheese sarnie then have sex and it counters out the feelings of fatness. You can also if you wish eat cakes whilst being bopped.

There you go...........who needs Weight Watchers

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:28:16

drbeaucroft

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I thot it said 'a cure for dieing' lol.

When the storm passes over...The grasses will rise again.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:29:12

flange666

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drbeaucroft said:

I thot it said 'a cure for dieing' lol.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:30:17

drbeaucroft

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...And of course if anyone needs a help to...erm 'lose-weight' just let big poppa beaucroft know and hell see what he can do.

When the storm passes over...The grasses will rise again.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:31:02

flange666

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drbeaucroft said:

...And of course if anyone needs a help to...erm 'lose-weight' just let big poppa beaucroft know and hell see what he can do.

Or Flange......unless your like 45 stone.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:32:20

drbeaucroft

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(Waits with Flange like a big spider on some victims)...

When the storm passes over...The grasses will rise again.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:32:41

flange666

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drbeaucroft said:

(Waits with Flange like a big spider on some victims)...

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:34:08

roBingoodfElLOW

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I dont need to diet ever. I have trouble eating enough to keep the weight on.

Cheese.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:34:59

flange666

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RobinGoodfellow said:

I dont need to diet ever. I have trouble eating enough to keep the weight on.

Yeah what ever get off the thread ya skinny sod.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:36:18

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drbeaucroft

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RobinGoodfellow said:

I dont need to diet ever. I have trouble eating enough to keep the weight on.

Come on now, your lieing to yourself, get on me and flanges bed and get your medication.

When the storm passes over...The grasses will rise again.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:36:52

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roBingoodfElLOW

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flange666 said:

Yeah what ever get off the thread ya skinny sod.

I ate 4 double choc eclairs today, plus lunch dinner and breakfast and a couple of chocolate bars and i have some rolls and chocolate to eat at work.

Cheese.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:38:01

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drbeaucroft said:

Come on now, your lieing to yourself, get on me and flanges bed and get your medication.

Medication..... are you a doctor then?

Cheese.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:38:05

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RobinGoodfellow said:

I ate 4 double choc eclairs today, plus lunch dinner and breakfast and a couple of chocolate bars and i have some rolls and chocolate to eat at work.

Slim perhaps...But id hate to be the one in after you in the toilet lol.

When the storm passes over...The grasses will rise again.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:38:24

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flange666

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RobinGoodfellow said:

I ate 4 double choc eclairs today, plus lunch dinner and breakfast and a couple of chocolate bars and i have some rolls and chocolate to eat at work.

Hmmmmmm.

Dr.B prepare the bed ahem medical table please.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I will take over.

Jun 11, 2009 @ 22:39:11

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RobinGoodfellow said:

Medication..... are you a doctor then?

...Think of me more as...a complete pervert.

When the storm passes over...The grasses will rise again.

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