I Just Got A NEW CAR!!! (Pics Included)

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*A chill runs down your spine. Something doesn't feel right.*

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*The wind rustles the bushes intensely as the strong gust blows right at your face. You instinctively turn your head away from the wind as you step back, when you feel your face touch something... warm and slightly... sweaty. Your eyes widen in terror as you realize what's resting against your face...*

*......Skunky's FEET!!!*



Skunky: Oh... hey... how's it going...?

*Before you can pull away, he fully rests his feet onto your face, your nose trapped between both of his pungent soles. Skunky wiggles his toes happily as you accidentally breathe through your nose in the shock and confusion over what has transpired. Skunky watches your reaction as you sniff his infamously smelly toes.*

Skunky: So... how do they smell?

this is what skunky's new car look before:




this what happen when skunky enjoying his new car today. right after he brought it.




look at his car now, talking about new car's smell. this is ridiculously. really talking someone with foot odor.

Damn... I guess you can't edit polls. The last two options are empty. They're supposed to be '......... *Passes out.*' and '... all of the above times 10.'

Oh well.

Yeah, lets keep your feet away from TFS.

I'm getting nauseous from just looking at them...

Yeah, my foot odour can really do a number on people/things.

Wiggles his toes at twilite.*



If you think they're bad now, just wait until you get a whiff.

Yeah, my foot odour can really do a number on people/things.

Wiggles his toes at twilite.*


holy cow, batman!

lucky, we have our anti-skunky's foot's odor pads on our bat's computer screensaver.

I still have that gas mask and lots of air freshener

It'll take a lot of air freshener, and even then it'll just make everything smell like my feet in a patch of rotting flowers. Trust me, it's happened before.

OK...I hate to be anyone in that house

once, skunky visited a ceremony.

he ran his naked feet on people's graves, and they climbed out of their graves. and he kicked him out of the ceremony.

He jumped in a swimming pool and they made everyone get out because it had to be decontaminated.

Pfft! That's a myth, man. Everyone always think I contaminate any pool I go in...

......the truth is, the fumes from my feet are so strong, they act like a cushion and let me walk on water...



Okay, that actually happened.

Does that mean when your underwater, your stink propels you forward?

Depends if I had burritos or not.

( twilite, skunky didn't said eat burros like donkeys. he said, " burritos " that food. twilite, learn to read, damn! )