How much for sex?

There was this girl that wanted to become a hooker and one day her first customer asked her how much she charged for sex.

She said hang on let me go ask my sister. She runs up stairs and says "Mary How much should I charge for sex?"

Mary said £100.00, so she runs down stairs and tells him. He says I only got £25.00 she said hang on let me go ask my sister.

She runs up stairs says "Mary what can I do for £25.00?"

Mary says a hand job. She runs down stairs tells the man. He says ok he pulls out this rod that must have been 15 inches long she says: "Hang on a minute I need to ask my sister something."

She runs up the stairs says: "Mary have you got £75.00 you could lend this man."

you heard about the man insulted by a hooker. she told him one bj for twenty five dollars.

she said that she need to go into space and stand behind the lenses of hubble telescope to find his.

twilite's ex wife, stella told me that she didn't to need a big telescope to find his, she need only a microscope.

One day on the farm, a little boy kicks a cow. His mum says if you kick the cow you get no milk. The next day the boy kicks the pig. His mum says if you kick the pig you get no bacon. The day after he kicks the chicken. His mum says if you kick the chicken you get no eggs. His daddy walks through the door and kicks the cat. The little boy says to his mum: should I tell him or do you want to?

A girl came to her mum and said "mum! I've got 5 dollers"
Her mum said "Where from?"
"Tommy from down the road he dared me to do a cartwheel" she replied "Dear that boy is just trying to see your panties!"
"oohh" the girl says
The next day the girl comes to her mum and says "mum I've got 10 dollers!"
"I told you dont trust that boy!"
"NO mum I tricked him I didn't wear panties today"

A bloke is going down on his girlfriend and says, "Man you have a big pussy! Man you have a big pussy!"

She snaps back, "Yeah ok, you didnt have to say it twice?"

He replies, "I didn't, that was the echo"

Two blokes walk into a bar. They are sitting next to a sheila who begins to cough violently. One of the men asks her "Are you okay?" The woman shakes her head no.

He promptly lifts her dress and licks one of her butt cheeks. She instantly spasms violently and spits out the food she was choking on. The bloke calmly walks back to his table. The other man turns to him and says "I've never actually seen somebody use the hind lick manoeuvre."