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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:17:35

torquecalypso

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16/M/Portland, Oregon
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The pirates have the ninja surrounded when suddenly BOOM!! Somkescreen! When the smoke clears there is but one pirate left. He fires his pistol and it hits the ninja in the shoulder, but he feels no pain. In less than a second the pirate is dead, with a shruiken in his throat.

Victor: Ninja!

Sometimes I explode. Sometimes I do not.

torquecalypso last visited April 26, 2008

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:19:32

maximillion

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29/M/chesterfield, United Kingdom
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i wipe my a** with ninjas

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:19:55

crazychica

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18/F/Falkirk, United Kingdom
Join Date: Sep 2007

My version. Ninja begins by taking out the pirates before they realise he's there. This works for 10 of the pirates until the remaining 5 huddle together back-to-back for protection. Ninja tries to penetrate group but group swarms him. He kills three but a fourth pirate gets him in the heart.

Victor: Pirates.

Catch me as I fall,
And even more so while I'm standing tall.

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:21:09

myk87

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16/M/london, United Kingdom
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or so he thought......the pirates unfortunately were not all dead.....there were those few magic pirates up in the tree's wit the monkeys who rose the dead pirates up from the dead...and the ninja had his arse kicked and had his head blown clean off of his shoulders

Victor: Pirates!

pfft who the f*** are you??
stfu!!!

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:22:37

torquecalypso

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16/M/Portland, Oregon
Join Date: Apr 2008

Hows about this one: there is an entire fleet of pirate ships and three ninjas. The ninjas turn invisible, kill all of one ship, then walk across the water and kill all the other pirates on the other ships.

Victor: Ninjas! Again!

Sometimes I explode. Sometimes I do not.

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:23:45

jazzy2002

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30/F/, United States (general)
Join Date: Aug 2007

14 pirates surround the ninja on deck, swords a blazing, ready for battle. The ninja estimates how to take out all 14 and sums up a plan pretty quickly, but didn't see the small pirate in the crow's nest that dive bombs him by surprise and takes him out with a grunt.

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:26:15

iliterate_enginere

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23/M/Wichita, Kansas
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The pirate captain fires his pistol shooting the ninja in between the eyes, killing him.

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:28:15

jazzy2002

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I believe pirates are leading.

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 19:28:45

l_teddy10

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18/M/Roseburg, Oregon
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Pirates are better.

"America Is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bada** speed."
-Eleanor Roosevelt - 1936

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 21:25:59

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torquecalypso

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16/M/Portland, Oregon
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iliterate_enginere said:
The pirate captain fires his pistol shooting the ninja in between the eyes, killing him.

Problem with that is ninjas would kill the leader before he even knew the pirate was there.

Victor: Ninjas!

Sometimes I explode. Sometimes I do not.

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 21:27:55

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monkeymadness

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24/M/Big Tree, United Kingdom
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Ninjas kick ass!

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 21:28:23

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x_laura_x

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17/F/A yellow house, United Kingdo
Join Date: Jun 2007

Ninja pwns the pirates

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 21:29:53

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monkeymadness

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x_laura_x said:
Ninja pwns the pirates

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 21:30:58

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adrinachrome

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25/M/, United States (general)
Join Date: Apr 2008

Ninjas have way to many rules, I mean aren't the just samurai prancing around in black costumes? A pirate on the other hand can do what ever he wants. Plus I love Captain Morgan, you dont see any alcohol named after a ninja!

clever got me this far then tricky got me in

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 21:33:17

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torquecalypso

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16/M/Portland, Oregon
Join Date: Apr 2008

Ninja Jim's Cranberry Schnapps

Sometimes I explode. Sometimes I do not.

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