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rondetto On April 22, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 01, 2015 @ 12:55:43
That honesty is the best policy was driven home to me a couple of days ago, when I went to the butcher's shop late in the day. A wizened old lady wanted to buy a lamb roast, so he'd pulled one out, weighed it, and told her, "That'll be £13.45, please."

"Too small, I'm afraid. Do you have a larger one?"

The butcher picked up the roast, went out to the back room, waited a while (it was obviously the last one he had in stock), and came back. "This one should be better. It's £15.20."

I was just about to explode in protest, when I saw the old lady give him a sly grin. "Thank you. That's perfect. I'll take both."
chrisevans On April 08, 2015
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Crawley, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Mar 01, 2015 @ 14:22:04
yeah...boi!!!
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