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Five cannibals are hired at an investment bank.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Jan 08, 2015 @ 23:27:33
Five cannibals are hired at an investment bank. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says:
"You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't eat or nibble on any of the other employees".

The cannibals promise to be good. Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads.


After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:
"Which of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand rises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Supervisors, Team Leaders, and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat someone who works for a living!"
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