Five Rules to Remember in Life

1. Money does not buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies -- but make sure you remember those bastards' names.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble ...and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many (again many) people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk.

and...
6. Any time you say there is a specific number of Rules In Life, someone will instantly come up with another one.

Certainly had to think about them before Jack laughed for you eh??

Had to sit with it a little bit, contemplate.

Never assume advice, or rules, without first contemplating the variables of their worth