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Marcussextus On November 25, 2014




Adelaide, Australia
#1New Post! Oct 31, 2014 @ 20:36:43
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'
We went back to her place.
We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum...you still awake?'
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 31, 2014 @ 22:39:29
so you stay the night get lucky, old dog?
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