i heard that my great aunt thelma went to a medium once, to contact my great uncle bernie from the dead.
the medium held my great aunt's hand , and went into trace, to try contact bernie. she wave her head around back and forth and sideways for effect. my aunt paid for fifty dollars for services of her. thelma get her money worth.
the room was getting dark and the lights are flicking. i think the fifty dollars for the medium to paid her electrical bill.
it kind of smell in the room during the service, my aunt had ate some pork beans a couple of hours before she think that bernie would recognizes her farts. if not, the medium wouldn't worry having houseflies for awhile in the room.
the medium said, " spirtworld, i am call to you, for a man bernie that passed away from living to your plain now. we here, would like to contact bernie from the dead. his wife, thelma, would like to talk to him, if he can speak to us. "
all sudden, the crystal ball start to glow and foggy up on the table, and there was a hazy image that coming up inside the crystal ball, it was the medium's electrical bill. my aunt thelma told medium to paid her bill, it was a pretty dark in the room.
the medium going a little goofy, and said to thelma, " i am feeling some cold but warm at the same time, i heard voices that not living, thelma! call out for bernie now! "
thelma calls out, " it is that you, bernie, my love! "
all sudden, a man voice come out of nowhere in the room, and said " that is you, my beloved thelma. i miss you so much! "
thelma said, " my beloved bernie. it is me. i miss you, too. how you are doing up there in heaven? what are have a nice time, what you doing now? "
bernie said to thelma, " i am working up here, god, want us to keep active here. i am waiter in god's restarant, we are busy today. "
thelma was amazing what she heard, and she was so happy to heard that bernie was so happy up there, and then she said to bernie, " darling, i have problems hearing you, sound like you are far away? "
then bernie said to thelma, " my darling, i sorry, i cant get any closer to you to her, because you aren't in my section. "