Yeah, I know, the first thing people ask you when you say you speak german is "How do you say [insert potty mouth talk here]?"

The reason I am asking is that I want to know when I am being cursed at.
Or sometomes I have no way of being dicrete about my frustrations with certain people.

Fuck you - ficken sie
Shit - scheiße
Cunt - fotze
Asshole - arschloch


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heres a good one
hasse snauze verdammt noch mal
or
shut the f**k up

i think. me and my mates found that in a dictionary




Dark_Lotus

i always wonder that to but with spanish, i have this one guy i work with he speaks some spanish but when people come up and ask if he does he says no then when they walk of and mutter nasty things he say i know a little in spanish and they get all embaressed, he is always like you will not believe what they just said lol( i work at a department store) the question i get asked the most is "you speaka spanish"



Don't Worry I'd Be Jealous Too If I Was You

Du Liebe Esse Scheize


You Like to eat s**t.


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BTW - on the topic of German swearing, there is actually a book available. It is called (appropriately) 'Schiesse! The REAL German You Were Never Taught in School' - ISBN #0452272211.


Kathy

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Here is the only thing I can say in German but it has proved to be totally useless as a chat up line:-

Haben sie hoiter stoolgang gerhabt ? = Have you had a s**t today ?

Haben sie hoiter stoolgang gerhabt ?
Haben Sie heute Stuhlgang gehabt?
(The actual German words.)

How about saying:

Wie geht es Ihnen? (Wee gayt es eenen?)
How are you?

or

Wie geht es Ihnen heute? (Wee gayt es eenen hoyte?)
How are you today?


Kathy

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Schwul means gay, warm means warm, but its some way to say it to, and Mein Teil, means my thing, or also = My dick.
(The things you learn when you listen Rammstein)

du bist zu hasslich (you are to ugly)