Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I m constipated."

The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the a** with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...., and then sends him into the bathroom.

Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should i do to prevent constipation ?"

The Doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."


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