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rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 12:57:03
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's just a terrible mistake."
twilitezone911 On 51 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 13:40:24
@rondetto Said

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's just a terrible mistake."


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