I thought this would make a fun thread
I have made a list of my favorite quotes from cartoon characters.
Add to the list if you guys want.

''It is becoming increasingly obvious; I can deny it no longer...I am small''
Plankton

''Does anybody understand what this Duck is saying''
Daffy

'Allow me to introduce myself my name is mud''
While E coyote

''One of these days your gonna die laughin''
The weasles

''Absence makes the heart grow fonder but it sure makes the rest of you feel lonely''
Charlie Brown

''Are all girls like this or just the ones I know?''
Ron

You are a baboon...and I'm not''
Rafiki

''Hello...strange but wise monkey''
Timon

'Fish are friends not food'
Bruce

''We'' could mean anything. We as in us. ''We the people'' or my favorite ''Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee''
Cosmo

''Please you don't know what it's like to be considered a freak...well maybe ya do but that's why we gotta stick together''
Donkey

''If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar''
Squidward

''Hakuna Matata''
Timon and Pumbaa

'I'm surrounded by idiots''
Scar

''Were two halves of a whole idiot''
Cosmo and Wanda

''I feel I will never know who was knocking...but I will make it my mission to find out!''
Jorgen

''Aint I a stinker''
Bugs Bunny

''When in doubt pinky out''
Patrick

''Good bye everyone...I'll remember you all in therapy''
Plankton

''A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world''
Raven

''No matter what I do, she STILL treats me like tofu eggs''
BeastBoy

''Evil beware...we have...WAFFLES''
Raven

''A couch potato with a souped-up remote. Im petrified.''
Raven

Robin: You've got a problem Tin man?
Cyborg: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel

Him: Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Mojo jojo: Evil? How about stupid! Yes, thinks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing. Nothing! Like the amount of Intelligence in your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after six seasons on this show!

Blossom: Who filmed this anyway?
Buttercup: Yeah, do you have cameras all over the world?
Mojo jojo: Yes! Now shut up!

Mojo jojo: So wonderful for you to come. Im starving
(Blossom throws two hotdogs at Mojo)
Mojo jojo: Im not paying for those!

''You've got to be kidding. Im wet, Im naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all some diabolical plan to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my Bithday suit?
Mojo jojo

Proffeser Utonium: Bring it on, daddy-oh!
Mojo jojo: Oh that is so LAME. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialoge!

''Yes, Im a natural blue''
Dory

''In theory communism works. In theory.''

''This is the worst pain ever!''

''D'OH!''

''I am so smart, I am so smart. S-m-r-t! I mean S-m-A-r-t...''
Homer Simpson

''My Manwitch!''
Hermes, Futurama

''Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrles at you''
Fry, Futurama

''More beer?''
Lefou

''Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught''
Alladdin

''Uhhh-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!''
Peter Griffen

''Ohhhhh yeaaahhhhh!''
Kool-Aid Man (Family Guy)

''There's a message in my Alpa-bits! It says, 'oooooooo.''
''Peter, those are Cheerios
Peter and Brian

''Ducky go down the hole!''
Plucky duck

''I am the lizard Queen!''
Lisa Simpson

Homer: Mmmmmmm...64 slices of American cheese........one( smack smack smack)...two ( smack smack smack).........

The Next Morning:
Marge: Honey, were you up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I...I...I think I'm BLIND!
The Simpsons

''You're making me angry!! Very Angry!!''
Marvin the Martian

''Oh, Monkey trumpets!''
Kif, Futurama

''Seeee my vest, see my vest...''
Mr. Burns, the Simpsons

Probably my favorite Disney spoof ever-even better than Shary Bobbins!


Something wicked this way comes.

Haha those brought back a lot of memories!

The only one I can think of off the top of my head right now is from the Lion King 2.

"A GIRL? OII *faint* "
Timon and Pumbaa

You forgot a classic. Family Circle the mother asks who did it and the kids always reply with "I dunno did it!"


Bush Sucks!!Gun laws:Go shoot someone with a flint lock,How about black powder.Cause thats what they used 200+ years ago.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"
*Cartman from South Park*


When your dreams come true, are they still dreams?

"Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry what I said was" grabs mega phone "How would you like to lick my balls...Mr Garrison"

Haha that reminded me of one. "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!"

spider pig spider pig does what ever a spider pig does

~ The Simpson movie

dragonball z have the wised quotes of near any cartoon;

Picillo- The greatest opponent is myself! If I can discover what my weaknesses are, then i will be an even stronger fighter than i already am

Super saiyan Goku- I am the hope of the universe... i am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace..i am the protector of the innocent... i am the light of the darkness... i am truth!

Majin buu- the power of gotenks & the mind of piccolo... unstoppable!

Goku- A wise man once said 'the stronger you are the stronger you smell'

Raditz- why so blue green man!

Spongebob sees, to his great horror, a giant paint bubble floating in the air.

Spongebob:
Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!?!

Patrick:
Oh, I know! Takes a bubble wand out of his pocket, dips it eagerly into his own can of paint, and blows out a second paint bubble Two giant paint bubbles!

The two bubbles merge together to form one colossal bubble.

Spongebob:
Patrick?

Patrick:
Yeah, Spongebob?

Spongebob:
I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!

Patrick:
Nonsense!

Patrick starts blowing up the bubble even more with a bicycle pump.

Spongebob:
PAT, NO!!!!!


I loved that episode!


"I dream therefore I am."

"wanta go get high" -towlie

lol those are funny great post

Patrick is "The Bomb!". Almost every line of Patrick's is funny. Even when he's serious.

I always like the dumb characters...like Sheen on Jimmy Neutron.

"Stimpy!! You useless piece of protoplasm!!!"


Pain is weakness leaving the body...

"I shoulda toined left at Albekoikee" - Bugs Bunny

Hugo the Abominable Snowman: Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...
Daffy Duck: I'm not a bunny rabbit...
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: ...and pat him and pet him and...
Daffy Duck: You're hurting me. Put me down, please.
Hugo the Abominable Snowman: ...and rub him and caress him and...
Daffy Duck: [shouts] I ain't no bunny rabbit!


Music - the answer to everything
PEACE!