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Can Coldwater Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold
water to clean.

John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of South East Queensland.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get em.Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.


John yelled and said, "Grandpa, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HEAR ME!!!"






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bellestrange said:
Glas somebody's got a sense of humour around here!





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bellestrange said:


Maybe no one else read it yet. You OK?



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Yeah fine sweets. Kids are running rampant...gotta go fix them up.






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Aaaaaah kids Hope they're both well too hun




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