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rondetto On about 22 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 14:00:11
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You idiot! You waltz in here, flop your fat bottom down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Aye Aye, it's started!”
Deal_With_It On May 24, 2022




Stevens Pass, Washington
#2New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 14:03:49
Boooooooooboooooooobooooo
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 14:10:42
@rondetto Said

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You idiot! You waltz in here, flop your fat bottom down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Aye Aye, it's started!”



rounetto is why we don't have a " thumb -down " icon!
Deal_With_It On May 24, 2022




Stevens Pass, Washington
#4New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 14:17:47
@twilitezone911 Said

rounetto is why we don't have a " thumb -down " icon!

But there is a thumb down icon. Right next to the thumb up icon. I prefer just a little boo when they're just a little sexist! Boooooo boooooo boooooo
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 14:38:15
@Deal_With_It Said

But there is a thumb down icon. Right next to the thumb up icon. I prefer just a little boo when they're just a little sexist! Boooooo boooooo boooooo



i don't see " thumb down " icon on my icon broad. i have one look like thumb up.
i have two icons for one finger up and two finger up.

i don't think they mean thump up!
rondetto On about 22 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 15:48:44
Someone likes em and someone hates em.
Deal_With_It On May 24, 2022




Stevens Pass, Washington
#7New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 17:18:58
@twilitezone911 Said

i don't see " thumb down " icon on my icon broad. i have one look like thumb up.
i have two icons for one finger up and two finger up.

i don't think they mean thump up!

Ok, I thought you meant kudos. That's what I get for doing my own thinking.
Deal_With_It On May 24, 2022




Stevens Pass, Washington
#8New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 17:19:34
@rondetto Said

Someone likes em and someone hates em.

No problema!
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9New Post! Apr 28, 2016 @ 17:24:48
@Deal_With_It Said

Ok, I thought you meant kudos. That's what I get for doing my own thinking.



that's ok!
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