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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 22, 2016 @ 18:48:57
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people that were in the lift.



Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies around it. The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”

Son: “Yeah.”

Detector: “Beep.“

Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”

Detector: “Beep.”

Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”

Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“

Detector: “Beep.”

Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!

Detector: "Beep....Beep.....Beep"
yami On September 11, 2016

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grimsby, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jul 22, 2016 @ 18:53:35
@rondetto Said

Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people that were in the lift.



Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies around it. The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”

Son: “Yeah.”

Detector: “Beep.“

Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”

Detector: “Beep.”

Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”

Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“

Detector: “Beep.”

Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!

Detector: "Beep....Beep.....Beep"



Great a gags! one after the other!!!!!!!!!!!!
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