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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 01:49:44#1
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An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"

His wife looked at him and said, "Wha are you doing?"

He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."

Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."

The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"

He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!"





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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 01:59:47#2
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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:06:26#3
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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:07:05#4
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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:09:38#5
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thats crap man, lol




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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:16:27#6
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CannonJnr said:

thats crap man, lol







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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:22:15#7
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his name must be Joe bay lol




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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:25:45#8
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lol kudos yay haha




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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:26:59#9
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I could have had him kick a field goal then have his wife put two finges "up" there and chant "block that kick! block that kick!"





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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:28:21#10
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if she reached for it it could have been a passing touch down lol




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Old Post! Nov 03, 2009 @ 02:30:32#11
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jr_sanford said:



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Lol! When I was four I used to have my dad stand in the doorway of the bathroom so that this very thing wouldn't happen.
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