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markfox01
Über-Monkey
57534 points
29/M/Bristol, But im welsh!!, Unite
Join Date: Dec 2005 | feebs said:
cos i love to be asked things...duh..and i find it quite fun
Heres a few question...
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
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feebs
Minister
13368 points
21/F/, United Kingdom
Join Date: Feb 2008 | Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? because you can touch paint ..its hard to touch the stars
How can there be self-help “groups”? is there..lol…I suppose you can go there to help your self to lovely young men….
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? cos your breath obviously stinks
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Its called lust wear
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? humans
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? sounds a bit Scottish to me…and we all don’t speak like that
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? no just the little tea stirrers we get in restaurants
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? our own pleasure and fun
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? very fast
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Has a higher level consciousness
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? they didn’t work so H was there las option
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? I knew that..and don’t like that one I prefer highland springs
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? yeah loads cos they are demented
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? yeah welcome to my world
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? don’t believe we did…more to it than we know…lol
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? write them in deer language
What was the best thing before sliced bread? an uncut loaf…lol
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? True and it would be like the moon
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Yeah cos that just has no meaning to it…don’t like watching that
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?when his wife said so cos they know best
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? to stop a new species being born
How did a fool and his money get together? By pure accident
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? You succeeded to fail
Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner? No cos they are made out of alien technology
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? Mr Lisp
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass? Cos your a** is out of this world
ha ha i answered them
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