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Feb 22, 2008 @ 20:42:07

Saegespaene

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...Qwerky charms not withstanding!

Loaded with satire...[NO LONGER FUNCTIONS]

Edit: Don't bother looking for the story; yahoo! has pulled it.

Edited: June 08, 2008 @ 18:47

Feb 22, 2008 @ 20:43:24

treebee

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oh i need "cheese problems solved"

Feb 22, 2008 @ 20:45:52

bobbimay

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no we are Goddesses now bow down to us

We don't embrace INSANITY on here...
we feel it up, french kiss it, then buy it a drink

Feb 22, 2008 @ 20:47:18

greyguitar

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bobbimay said:
no we are Goddesses now bow down to us

That about sums it up!

What kind of question is that any way? Silly? Serious...I hope not

"I was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen" Awesome!!!!

Edited: February 22, 2008 @ 20:48

Feb 22, 2008 @ 20:47:44

queenofhearts

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bobbimay said:
no we are Goddesses now bow down to us

Oh yes

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind ~

Feb 22, 2008 @ 21:06:16

bobbimay

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I Am Woman by Helen Reddy

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

I guess this says it all

We don't embrace INSANITY on here...
we feel it up, french kiss it, then buy it a drink

Feb 22, 2008 @ 22:27:18

Vizzy

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Annski may be an Uber Dork, but I'm the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

Feb 23, 2008 @ 03:32:41

real_red_head

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35/F/Here,
Join Date: Jan 2008

"Are Women Human?"

Are men?

"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."

Feb 23, 2008 @ 03:36:43

Saegespaene

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real_red_head said:

Are men?

Hi, red! Did you not read the linked article provided?

Feb 23, 2008 @ 03:38:13

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real_red_head

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Hi, saegespaene! No, I didn't. Could you tell?

"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."

Feb 23, 2008 @ 03:41:07

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Saegespaene

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I'll overlook the minor indiscretion... I can't be mad with a red-head!

Feb 23, 2008 @ 03:43:38

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real_red_head

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saegespaene said:
I'll overlook the minor indiscretion... I can't be mad with a red-head!

Well, that just goes to show how smart you really are!

P.S. I suppose I'll click your link now...

"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."

Feb 23, 2008 @ 05:02:43

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bobbimay

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sorry I don't see the link

OK now it makes sense but I still stand by my original post
we are Goddesses now bow down mere mortal

We don't embrace INSANITY on here...
we feel it up, french kiss it, then buy it a drink

Feb 28, 2008 @ 02:07:51

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mousebox

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Join Date: Feb 2008

Women are super human. They know what you think and can manipulate you
into being a quivering lump of jelly!

Old but not dead!

Apr 05, 2008 @ 05:26:59

#15

iwannano

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Yes and while we are on the subject,,,

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

a youth she's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....

a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..

eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend without;
ruining the friendship...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that her childhood may not have been perfect..but it's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone . even if she doesn't like it...

Won't work/Ta-Ta!!
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin

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