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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 16:04:16
Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door. I’m sorry neighbour, but I have a confession to make to you.
I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you’ve left for work. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies. My wife has known for some time now and I’ve promised her that it won't happen again.
Regards, Alan.

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice in the head, killing her instantly.
He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

He took out his phone to respond to the neighbour's text and saw he had another message:-
"Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out.
Anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed, my predictive text changed ‘Wi Fi’ To ‘Wife".....yes it's your Wi Fi I have been using.
Hope you saw the funny side of that.
Regards, Alan"
twilitezone911 On 29 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 16:12:27
@rondetto Said

Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door. I’m sorry neighbour, but I have a confession to make to you.
I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you’ve left for work. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies. My wife has known for some time now and I’ve promised her that it won't happen again.
Regards, Alan.

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice in the head, killing her instantly.
He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

He took out his phone to respond to the neighbour's text and saw he had another message:-
"Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out.
Anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed, my predictive text changed ‘Wi Fi’ To ‘Wife".....yes it's your Wi Fi I have been using.
Hope you saw the funny side of that.
Regards, Alan"





alan could save bob a lot of time, bullets are expensive and noisy.
Deal_With_It On April 28, 2017




Stevens Pass, Washington
#3New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 18:35:14
@rondetto Said

Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door. I’m sorry neighbour, but I have a confession to make to you.
I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you’ve left for work. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies. My wife has known for some time now and I’ve promised her that it won't happen again.
Regards, Alan.

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice in the head, killing her instantly.
He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

He took out his phone to respond to the neighbour's text and saw he had another message:-
"Hi Bob,
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out.
Anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed, my predictive text changed ‘Wi Fi’ To ‘Wife".....yes it's your Wi Fi I have been using.
Hope you saw the funny side of that.
Regards, Alan"


OOPS!! Blasted autocorrect!
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