An invitation for anyone to write humourous additions to a story about penguins.(ANTHROPOMORPHIC)

It was a beautiful day for a day in December ,all the penguins stationed,at Penguin Harbor were in a jovial mood, not expecting anything bad to happen,and getting ready for the Penguinmas holidays.
They were just raising the colors that morning,when a flight of Puffins from the north began bombing the base,and all of the penguin warships that were in harbor that morning. Totally surprised and unprepared,the penguins scrambled frantically to penguin their battlestations. This was an unmitigated disaster for the penguins,next day the Penguin Congress declared war on the puffins,President F.D.Penguin,delivered the declaration of war to the nation over the radio,it began with the phrase "December 07th is a date that shall live in infamy."

Nigel became an ace on his very first mission,this was so impressive that F.D.Penguin invited him to the ICE HOUSE! Nigel was awarded The Congressional Medal of Honor made entirely of frozen fish!

To this day, Nigel is most remembered for shooting down the infamous Barron Von Puffin. This in turn led to the demise of the Puffin empire.
Now with improved weapons and factions like the 'S.P.S.' and the Navy Penguins, our shores are safer than ever.

Nigel the heroic penguin,retired from the service with the rank of Colonel. Back in civilian life Nigel P.Penguin,incorporated an new airline,he named it TRANS PENGUIN POLAR AIR LINES! This airline flew between the poles on a daily basis. Many peguins became passengers immediately when they heard it was Nigel's airline. An advertising campaign was begun,utilising the motto "FLY TRANS PENGUIN!" On the aircraft in Nigel's airfleet only the finest fishes were served! Since penguins vomit a great deal,Nigel insisted that each seat have it's own spit sink,rather than the paperbags used on other airlines.
This made the penguin public very enthusiastic about Nigel's airline,every plane was full of penguins every flight. This made Nigel the wealtiest penguin in Antartica.

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Nigel decided to introduce a new route on Penguin Airlines,a more scenic route than before,it flew very close to where the Puffins lived,this of course excited all the Penguin Passengers.
One Penguin in particular was Morris,Morrises father was killed in the Great battle over Penguin Harbour,He immediately bought a seat on the flight.

A suspicious looking passenger sat at the back of the plane.
The penguin stewardess spoke to the captain about her misgivings. The captain wiped his beak and made his way down the aisles towards the passenger.
"Looks like a puffing in disguise," he remarked as he sat back down in his cock pit.
"Keep an eye on what he does." he informs his crew.
The passenger had on dark glasses and wore a black moustache on his bill. He appeared to be making notes on what the cabin crew were serving as they handed out meals and drinks.
"MMMMMMm," thinks the unscruplous passenger, "Fish with chips eh?...that's worth knowing."
"Captain!!!!!" yelled the stewardess, "He's making notes."
The captain again wiped his beak and replied: "What!! Dollar notes or pound notes?"

While this was happening,Morris was making his own devious plans for the puffins.
His plan was simple,he would hyjack the plane,and force the pilot to fly over the Puffins City,Just in time to have the rest of the passengers all Vomit their gutfull of Rotten Fish he planned to smuggle aboard,all that remained was to convince the other Passengers and the flight crew,they were doing their Penguin Colony a service,in the meantime he was enjoying his Fish and Chips that the sexy little number in the Loose fitting uniform served him.

Nigel P. Penguin disappeared somewhere over the South Pacific ocean in 1992, attempting a Pole to pole flight in an experimental aircraft. He was never seen again.
He left behind a wife and three children, and eleven grandchildren.
It is a total mystery why his plane disappeared.
He will be remembered alongside the likes of Amilia Airheart, Lord Lucan and Glenn Miller.

Captain P Penguin left his Co pilot in charge as he had to make a visit to the toilet.
He closed the door and proceeded to sit on the toilet when he heard some banging on the door.
W..what the....who..." he stuttered.
"Captain sir," the co pilot yelled, "Number two engine has closed down."
The captain turned white.....well some black of course, he's a penguin after all.
"I'll be there in a minute," the captain hollered.
Just then there was another banging on the toilet door, "Captain sir," the co pilot screamed, "Number three engine has packed in."
The captain went even more white, but some black of course, after all he is a penguin.
The captain finished what he was doing and was washing his fins when a third banging came on the door.
"Captain sir," the familiar co pilots voice echoed,"We only have one engine sir, what shall I do?"
The captain returned to the cock pit and got on the intercom:
"Dear passengers, do we have anyone on the plane who can fly?"
Now then, we know the flight was half full with penguins, there was one risky disguised puffin. But anyone able to fly!!!!!!!!!!!!

This puffin disguised as a penguin was really a Baffin Island Liberation Front terrorist. Under his tuxedo disguise he carried a powerful bomb! He hurried past the sexy little stewardess penguin and went into the cockpit.
He threw off his fake moustache,and began to remove his tuxedo.

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"Hey, you cant do that here!!" Bellowed the Captain.
But noticing the bomb fastened to the puffin's waist, the captain turned faint.
The Co pilot took over at the controls as the captain slumped over in his seat.
The terrorist puffin demanded that the plane alter course for...........