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A woman in her 50's visited her doctor.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Apr 13, 2014 @ 15:01:04
A woman in her 50's visited her doctor. She was really down.

"Doc", she says, "I dont know what to do, my husband is just not interested in sex anymore, he's having a hard time getting an erection."

"If something isn't done soon, I'm afraid my marriage won't make it" she cried. "Can you help us?"

"Of course I can help you out" replies the Doctor, "stop worrying, here, take this powder and sprinkle it on his food, this will fix him right up!"

So, when the woman returns to the doctors office for her next appt he can't help but ask how the powder worked.

"Oh yes, it worked fine" she stammers, her face turning red. "but the results weren't as I expected."

"Well, tell me what happened." the doctor states.

"Well, I got all dressed up, looked my best, sprinkled the food with the powder as you instructed, he ate all his dinner." she mumbled, her eyes downcast. "When we were done eating, he took his arm, swiped off all the items from the table, food, wine, dishes all went crashing to the floor. He picked me up, threw me on the table. and WOW, what a wild half hour that was!" she exclaimed.

"But, I thought that's what you wanted!" the doctor said.

"Hell Yes!" she replied, "But we'll never be allowed back in that restaurant again!"
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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#2New Post! Apr 13, 2014 @ 16:31:58
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