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rondetto Wrexham, United Kingdom | #1  Oct 19, 2011 @ 12:54:03The officer shouts orders to a nearby soldier.With considerable bravery,Paddy ran directly onto the field of battle,in the line of fire,to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets,he ran back to safety."Private," the officer said,"I'm recommending you for a medal.You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses!?" Paddy shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"  | ||||||
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| Cpat92 Once in a Lifetime  Somewhere in the background, | #2 Oct 19, 2011 @ 12:59:42 @rondetto Said  The officer shouts orders to a nearby soldier.With considerable bravery,Paddy ran directly onto the field of battle,in the line of fire,to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets,he ran back to safety."Private," the officer said,"I'm recommending you for a medal.You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses!?" Paddy shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!" Well, at least Paddy was motivated to retrieve the the dispatch case. He was so eager to finally see some whores and ended up disappointed  | ||||||
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disturbed247 Kent, United Kingdom | #3 Oct 19, 2011 @ 13:45:25Have you posted this one before? :/ I only ever tend to read the jokes you post and I'm sure I've read this already  | ||||||
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