A funny Toilet Story :D:

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Sep 12, 2016 @ 15:54:40

There must be jokes about toilets, with spiders in it ready to bite your bum, you come flying out of the toilet yelling ahh ahh what a spider biting my bum, the outdoor toilet has big spider ready to bite, and you come flying out from the roof and the toilet falls down.

The outdoor toilet joke, about spider cobwebs covering your toilet seat, spiders on the toilet seat, and snakes, ready to hiss and bite your nose.

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Edited: September 12, 2016 @ 15:56

twilitezone911

Saint Louis, Missouri

#2

Sep 12, 2016 @ 22:52:51

a turd in the toilet said out loudly, " I can't get up, and I am trapped in the toilet, and I forgot turn off the gas. I need to fart now! "

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white_swan53

n/a, New Mexico

#3

Sep 12, 2016 @ 23:25:16

@woodss Said

There must be jokes about toilets, with spiders in it ready to bite your bum, you come flying out of the toilet yelling ahh ahh what a spider biting my bum, the outdoor toilet has big spider ready to bite, and you come flying out from the roof and the toilet falls down.

The outdoor toilet joke, about spider cobwebs covering your toilet seat, spiders on the toilet seat, and snakes, ready to hiss and bite your nose.

Well if there must , then this is your thread you must tell it ,,,

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twilitezone911

Saint Louis, Missouri

#4

Sep 13, 2016 @ 00:00:58

like the old phase goes ..... don't let the toilet paper hit your ass, when you come out of the bathroom!

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newcarscent7

Cleveland, Ohio

#5

Sep 13, 2016 @ 02:25:48

Remember the chain mail in the early 2000's, during the dial-up period...?
I remember one time, where they forcasted a very specific day that crocodiles could come out from the sewer lines, into your toilet and bite your rear end while you were, in dispose...

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woodss

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#6

Sep 13, 2016 @ 12:30:04

@twilitezone911 Said

like the old phase goes ..... don't let the toilet paper hit your ass, when you come out of the bathroom!

Oh you bet.

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Edited: September 13, 2016 @ 12:32

Electric_Banana

, New Zealand

#7

Sep 19, 2016 @ 10:35:18

Yeah whenever pimping threads to phish The Electric Banana out of hiding anything involving toilet stories or poo should do the trick.

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twilitezone911

Saint Louis, Missouri

#8

Sep 19, 2016 @ 11:13:40

you have a pimp on your a** for 6 months or a year. you will died of brain tumor.

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