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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 06, 2016 @ 17:49:42
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying Ryanair airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.

Finally, everyone had got off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Son, mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?"

"Well, Did we make a landing...or were we shot down?"
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Dec 06, 2016 @ 18:02:30
@rondetto Said

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying Ryanair airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.

Finally, everyone had got off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Son, mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?"

"Well, Did we make a landing...or were we shot down?"



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