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New Post! May 05, 2008 @ 19:09:57#1
sidus

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A woman gives birth, and the doctor comes back into the room and says "I have some good news and some bad news"
woman: "ok.. well what's the bad news?"
doctor: "I'm afraid your baby's ginger... but the good news is he's dead!"


Sophie is not a sedate cat; she will play with anything. Haha Thank yoooou Googlims!

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New Post! May 05, 2008 @ 21:11:53#2
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I don't like this one, too mean.


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New Post! May 05, 2008 @ 21:14:48#3
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yeah that is a little cold.


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New Post! May 05, 2008 @ 21:16:17#4
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umm....I sorta wanted to laugh, but didn't. was just too mean for me.

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New Post! May 06, 2008 @ 04:22:25#5
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lol,, I found it funny!

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New Post! May 06, 2008 @ 04:24:51#6
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soo not funny


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New Post! May 06, 2008 @ 06:12:54#7
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New Post! May 06, 2008 @ 09:07:55#8
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I laughed.. But just because I have a ginger friend and he tells jokes like this all the time.


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New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:35:17#9
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I'm ginger. I laughed. What's wrong with you people. Dead baby joke time.

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New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:37:50#10
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* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:38:12#11
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New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:40:39#12
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redhead said:
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


seriously you're sick


you do what you gotta do
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New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:44:10#13
sidus

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OK, i dont think dead baby jokes are funny. I just thought this one tbh, and i found it funnier cause my ginger friend told it to me


Sophie is not a sedate cat; she will play with anything. Haha Thank yoooou Googlims!

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New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:56:29#14
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redhead said:
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.



HAHA the first, second and last one are good. The other ones aren't really funny though.


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New Post! May 11, 2008 @ 02:57:24#15
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I got one, but seeing as how people are easily offended here, I guess I wont say it.


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