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A Carrot was driving down the road, and got into a bad wreck.

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Daisy1 On September 23, 2015




ThePlaceIPee, Ohio
#1New Post! Sep 04, 2015 @ 21:01:02
When he finally woke up, the Carrot was laying in a hospital bed with a Doctor was standing over him, taking his blood pressure.
"What happened?", asked the Carrot.
The Doctor replied, "I got some good news, and some bad news..."
Carrot waited.
"Good news, you're going to live," the doctor told him.
"Whats the bad news?", the Carrot asked in fear.
"Well,..", the doctor told him, "you're going to be a vegtable the rest of your life."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 04, 2015 @ 23:48:23
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