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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Apr 28, 2015 @ 05:15:37
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he
looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a
boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"


Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with
my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started banging the backside of the
TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin'
her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

You have to watch what you tell your grandchildren!
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