If anyone has a dream as weird as this... TELL ME.

Last night I dreamt I was on Noah's Ark with all these other mini-sized people like me, (and animals) but no Noah, and one of the 2 cheetahs stood upright and talked and behaved like a human. Then there was this attack by some opposing force (can't remember who/what) and we all hid under a few planks on the ship's deck. After chatting for a little bit, we then started to epically sink and I jumped off and swam to a bathtub. It was like an ocean to my mini-sized self, but with lots of lilypads. Two guys outside the shower curtain started singing the song One Step Closer by Linkin Park, and I chased them. I turned giant. I ran to California and started to help the Mythbusters carry a matress, which carried a purple bracelet with feathers on the top. (please dont ask...) We took it to the outdoor columned entrance of a museum in a large city like New York. We then lost the bracelet on the ground. A large crowd formed. Then we started searching for our lost bracelet. I found it. It was under the mattress. We placed it in the center of the museum entrance and started praying.

Then I woke up and started to laugh. But I felt disturbingly warm.

SECOND DREAM.

This one happened when I was 7 or 8 years old. I dreamt that I had just appeared in this void white space with nothing in it except an invisible floor. I stood there for about five minutes. Then a large brick wall appeared in front of me. I poked it. It then crumbled. Just then I heard squad car sirens in the distance. Two cop cars pulled up and I hid behind the pile of rubble. In the cheesiest, most blank voices I had ever heard they started debating on who crumbled the wall. Then I woke up.

In another variation of the same dream, the brick wall was a large wheat penny.

In a longer and more detailed version of the dream that kept recurring, I ran away from the two talking cops and found a floor of bricks that was almost endless. Then a ramp appeared and I was sucked in. It turned into a sphere that rolled around over the bricks causing massive damage. A bicycle appeared in the sphere. I caught it and got on it. My friends appeared on their own bikes. We rode around in the sphere like there was no gravity. The sphere then broke and we landed on the bricks. The two cops came up and announced to me that my college tuition was paid off. Then Mister Rogers appeared and we all shook hands with him.

Then... I woke up.

About two weeks ago I had a weird dream:
I walked outside and I went over to the fence in the very back part of the yard and when I got there the ground started spinning and I floated into the air.Then when I looked up there was an armadillo flying around and I heard a crunching sound below me and there was a giant river there all of a sudden with pillows swimming around in it.Then a big blue teddy bear jumped out of the water and right before it got to me I woke up.It was kinda scary.

Your dream suggests a wonderful sense of being "safe", against all odds.

1. ...on Noah's Ark with all these other mini-sized people like me. -- to you, you might be "irrelevant" -- but you are still worth saving -- in God's eyes.

2. No Noah -- You don't need a "savior". You're ok -- on your own.

3. Two cheetahs stood upright and talked and behaved like a human. "Scary. "wild" things" can make absolute sense to you.

4. Attack by some opposing force the sense of having unknown factors bothering you.

5. "We all hid under a few planks on the ship's deck. -- a safe place to go and hide out until any danger is past.

6. After chatting for a little bit -- being able to reason with unknowns.

7. Started to epically sink and I jumped off and swam to a bathtub. Still safe, place to go to, to save yourself.

8. It was like an ocean to my mini-sized self -- You feel alone and vulnerable in the big world.

9. Lots of lilypads -- Lots of safe places to help you survive and jump on, like a frog.

10. Two guys outside the shower curtain started singing the song One Step Closer by Linkin Park "Shower" stands for the "rain" of life. "One step closer" means you are getting this much closer to understanding your world.

11. Two guys made you nervous, so you "chased them".

12. I turned giant. Reliance on self to overcome any problem presented to you.

13. Ran to California symbolizes where the weather is fair, no big storms or let's just say "tornadoes" on the horizon.

14. started to help the Mythbusters -- Wanting to help the people who eliminate lies and bulls***.

15. Carry a matress (a safe place to fall, or a safety net. A good warm comforting place you can curl up in, when the world gets too rough.

17 a purple bracelet with feathers on the top. the world is a colorful place to you with much natural beauty that will let you fly.

We took it to the outdoor columned entrance of a museum in a large city like New York. We then lost the bracelet on the ground. A large crowd formed. Then we started searching for our lost bracelet. I found it. We placed it in the center of the museum entrance and started praying



I didn't finish analyzing your dream. I think you can figure the rest out, but if not, let me know.

What it means is that you have this certain faith in God -- to face life. And you will make it thru.

No matter how you feel on the outside, your dream indicates an inner-self of security -- that everything will be ok. And it will, because you know this.

I think I had this dream because I was watching a lot of Mythbusters last night and they were doing stuff with mattresses. Adding to that, I was listening to Linkin Park on my iTunes, too. However I cannot explain the ark and the bathtub with lilypads.

One Step Closer is a song about suicide i tjink... But im not suicidal!