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Lord_DJ
Minister
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15/M/you really want to know =$,
Join Date: Jan 2008 | 1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Joke okay... if you dont find it funny... then dont s*** up the thread -_- |  | | Edited: October 09, 2008 @ 15:35 |  |
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nakedchinchilla
Meister
1278 points
22/F/kernersville, North Carolina
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x_Laura_x
Folkin' around
Giggity Goo+
124508 points
18/F/East Grinstead, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2007 | What the f*** is this s***? | | | |
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x_Laura_x
Folkin' around
Giggity Goo+
124508 points
18/F/East Grinstead, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2007 | nakedchinchilla said: hahahaha, i remember reading this somewhere...i love it! it shows the fact that gay people are just like everyone else...
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
priceless 
Is it supposed to be funny? Cause I don't think it is  | | | |
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BeTTyBeLL
made just right
Minister+
14677 points
32/F/Kosciusko, Mississippi
Join Date: Aug 2008 | x_Laura_x said: Is it supposed to be funny? Cause I don't think it is
It is along the lines of sick humor...in a way it is funny because those are the very arguements you hear some christians in America use in order to stop gay marriage... | | | | Edited: October 08, 2008 @ 15:30 | |
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iliterate_enginere
Monk
36979 points
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24/M/Wichita, Kansas
Join Date: Sep 2007 | x_Laura_x said: Is it supposed to be funny? Cause I don't think it is
I don't think it is either. I see how it's all supposed to be sarcastic, but it's just lame. | | | |
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MlissaBeth
Wait for it!
TFS Monkey+
47262 points
24/F/In your Bed, Florida
Join Date: Feb 2008 | x_Laura_x said: Is it supposed to be funny? Cause I don't think it is
It's all a joke Laura. It is kinda funny. | | | |
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jonnythan
Cucumber cowboy
Billygoat+
142996 points
100/M/The north,
Join Date: Aug 2005 | x_Laura_x said: Is it supposed to be funny? Cause I don't think it is
Yes, it's supposed to be funny.
It's actually quite clever, too. Each bullet point starts with a claim commonly heard from opponents of gay marriage, but ends with a very sarcastic "agreement" that's obviously a rebuttal.
"It's unnatural" "oh like polyester and eyeglasses?"
"Gay parents will make kids gay" "oh like straight parents make all kids straight?"
"It's always been this way" "well we used to have slavery and women weren't allowed to vote, too"
etc etc.
I was ready to post something like what you posted, but then I actually went and read through the lines. It became clear that it was a clever, sarcastic rebuttal to virtually all gay marriage opposition arguments. | | | | Edited: October 08, 2008 @ 15:31 | |
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nakedchinchilla
Meister
1278 points
22/F/kernersville, North Carolina
Join Date: Oct 2008 | emoric said: To be honest, I see nothing wrong with same sex wedding. Oh well, lets leave this for another thread. 
lol, im sure it will come out here sooner or later | | | |
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Oct 08, 2008 @ 15:23:59
Gay marriages are only limited to the gays.
