Ever heard of the little ol' lady that lived in the shoe?
Your momma is so poor that she lives in a flip flop.


Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little. -Edmund Burke

Yo mommas so hairy she looks like shes got Don Kings head in her armpit.

shes so fat that she jumped up and and got stuck

shes so fat that when she wears red all of the little kids yell "KOOLAID"

shes so fat her blood type is rocky road


EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

yo mamas so stupid she tryied
to drown a fish,
kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

yo mamas so fat when
she jumps in the water all the wales sing "we are fanily!"

Yo mamas so stupid the doctor declared her mentally retarded... yeah that's a good one

Yo mamas so ugly that when she wanted to have you she had to go to the sperm bank to get pregnant because no man would ever do her... I'm good....

Yo mamas so hairy that she has to get waxed...


link [detenteur.myminicity.com]
Sometimes there is no solution because there was never a problem to begin with.

ok so it totally ruins the point of this thread but, i dont care
Yo mama insults...

Yo mama is so stupid I aksed her to get me a color TV,and she aksed me what color!

your momma is so thick that she climbed over a gla** wall to see what was on the other side