Ever wanted to learn a new language? Chinese is apparently quite simple. Go here and you'll be speaking fluently in a matter of minutes. Please note that is vital that you practice your new tongue out loud as to get the full learning experience.

That's awesome!

That made me laugh lots and lots out loud.


link [www.thebreastcancersite.com]
Give it a Click and I'll give you a cuddle.

My dad got that from a friend at work, funny stuff




That was a pot brownie, you're stoned off your ass!

LOL... Great stuff !

( Hope this does not sound racist )....

They say that if you drop the cutlery drawer on the kitchen floor you will hear every Chinese last name in the Hong Kong phone book...Geddit ?

Wee story:

My son used to stay in a flat rented to him by a Chinese family but the only telephone for the flat was in the downstairs lobby and the old Chinese father was always the one that got to the phone first when I used to ring up my boy. Talk about funny: The old guy couldn't speak a word of English yet he just HAD to answer the phone every time. He would answer with "HERROOO TEREFONNN" or something like that and that would be all we could get out of him until his son took the phone off him and apologised before going to get my boy to the phone. We often laugh when we see anyone go to answer the phone now as we all in the family immediately shout "HEROOO TEREFONN" ! ( It seemed funny at the time ).

Nimen zher chongxi huandengpian ma?
Hen piaoliang!
whoa it worked


link [www.treasuretrooper.com]

Forum Veteran

wow, at first i thought why do i not recognize any of this? then i realized it was a joke, funny stuff.