Gorilla

@rondetto Said

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a £10 note.
The bartender thinks to himself, This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks, and gives him 15 pence change.
The bartender says, You know, we dont get too many gorillas in here.
The gorilla replies, "Well, at £9.85 a drink, I aint coming back, either."