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rondetto On 21 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 06, 2017 @ 16:02:43
A Polish man arrives in Liverpool as a new immigrant to the UK .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. England for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England ."
The person says, "I not British, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful Britain!
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East .. I am not British."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British people?
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 06, 2017 @ 16:54:38
@rondetto Said

A Polish man arrives in Liverpool as a new immigrant to the UK .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. England for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England ."
The person says, "I not British, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful Britain!
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East .. I am not British."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British people?
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."


Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
Returner and proud





Penzance, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Oct 14, 2017 @ 03:13:48
@rondetto Said

A Polish man arrives in Liverpool as a new immigrant to the UK .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. England for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England ."
The person says, "I not British, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful Britain!
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East .. I am not British."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British people?
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."



British people...? At work...? In Liverpool...?

Racial stereotyping can cut both ways, you know.
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