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rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 14, 2017 @ 10:33:47
I was pulled over by the Police today. The copper came up to my car and said, "How fast do you think you were going Sir?"
"70 mph." I said hesitantly.
"Try 92," he said, "and that's what's going on the penalty notice."
I said, "Do us a favour mate, put 140 mph down, I'm trying to sell the damn thing."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 14, 2017 @ 12:34:34
@rondetto Said

I was pulled over by the Police today. The copper came up to my car and said, "How fast do you think you were going Sir?"
"70 mph." I said hesitantly.
"Try 92," he said, "and that's what's going on the penalty notice."
I said, "Do us a favour mate, put 140 mph down, I'm trying to sell the damn thing."


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