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rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 13, 2017 @ 16:34:07
A man who has been un-decided about his sexuality all his life finally decides he is going to try sex with another man.

He goes to the local gay bar, and orders a drink.

The barman says "You look nervous, first time?"

"Yes" Says the man.

"Not to worry, I will take you back to my house and have sex with you. If you don't like it make the noise of an animal, and if you do like it, just sing a song."

The man agrees and goes home with the barman at the end of his shift. They go into his bedroom, and the barman strips him off and starts giving him one in the arse. He hears his new friend screaming "Moooo , moooo, MOON RIVER."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 13, 2017 @ 17:29:33
@rondetto Said

A man who has been un-decided about his sexuality all his life finally decides he is going to try sex with another man.

He goes to the local gay bar, and orders a drink.

The barman says "You look nervous, first time?"

"Yes" Says the man.

"Not to worry, I will take you back to my house and have sex with you. If you don't like it make the noise of an animal, and if you do like it, just sing a song."

The man agrees and goes home with the barman at the end of his shift. They go into his bedroom, and the barman strips him off and starts giving him one in the arse. He hears his new friend screaming "Moooo , moooo, MOON RIVER."



jennyjane111 On May 15, 2017




Boston, Texas
#3New Post! May 15, 2017 @ 06:41:02
you're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas; you just crossed over into the twilight zone.
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