Free Ticket to Heaven !

NE, Ohio

Jun 12, 2017 @ 11:35:13

Tomorrow, Wendy

" I told the priest
Don't count on any second coming
God got his a** kicked
The first time he came down here slumming
He had the balls to come
The gall to die and then forgive us
No, I don't wonder why
I wonder what he thought it would get us
Hey, hey, goodbye
Tomorrow, Wendy is going to die "

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Erimitus

The mind of God, Antarctica

#152

Jun 12, 2017 @ 23:24:27

@Elijah Said

repent the Lord is coming back

I repent!

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chaski

Stalker

Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,

#153

Jun 12, 2017 @ 23:32:27

Trump's staff seem to think the lord as already come back.

White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus said about Trump: "We thank you for the opportunity and blessing to serve your agenda."

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Edited: June 12, 2017 @ 23:33

mrmhead

NE, Ohio

#154

Jun 13, 2017 @ 11:46:41

@chaski Said

Trump's staff seem to think the lord as already come back.

White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus said about Trump: "We thank you for the opportunity and blessing to serve your agenda."

I saw that s*** ...I almost vomited on my keyboard.

I didn't count. Were there 12 ~~disciples~~ cabinet members at the table?

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Elijah

La Follette, Tennessee

#155

Jun 23, 2017 @ 19:07:28

God loves you

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mrmhead

NE, Ohio

#156

Jun 23, 2017 @ 19:40:28

@Elijah Said

God loves you

The story goes that god loves everybody.
So I'm nuttin' special ... just like everybody else... priests, mothers, children, lawyers, politicians, liars, murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and ... You!

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twilitezone911

Saint Louis, Missouri

#157

Jun 23, 2017 @ 20:38:11

i heard god love everybody on alternative tuesday, not you, the left of third of the back row of on the waiting list to go in heaven. you know who you are, the devil told you, " damn you uglllly! " you have paid extra with 20 at hell's gate get in. the third of the week, fifteen of the month. brutus, you stabbed at mcdonalds, eating burger king's whopper. your wife still see that you can produces a whopper. most of the wives of in your neighborhood, you walked by their house, screamed out, calling you, " whimpy,whimpy ! " god love everyone that anyone isn't ten minutes late for a movie, god know what happen during the movie, you miss. you don't what happen. god think that line is funny, god, you need as a sense of humor, buster! god still looking for a real fork in the fork in the road. god told me that there never been a cow jump over the moon, he told me, a frog almost made a jump over the moon with a pogo stick. he missed landed in a big dipper.remember, god tell everybody, he love everyone. obviously, god has no taste.

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twilitezone911

Saint Louis, Missouri

#158

Jun 23, 2017 @ 21:13:47

men - you ever wonder when you were young, you played the card game, " old maid ". you got stuck being old maid in the game. of course, you never actually become an old maid in your life.

the question is, you wonder is god is waiting for you to die, so he turn you into an old maid in heaven?

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chaski

Stalker

Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,

#159

Jun 23, 2017 @ 22:16:24

@Elijah Said

God loves you

So where exactly in the bible does God tell us that he loves us?

Please don't quote the New Testament. It is not John 3:16. That quote is John talking to us, NOT God talking to us. In fact, it is nowhere in the New Testament, so don't bother quoting the New Testament. The New Testament passages that discuss God's love are all from the perspective of the authors of the text, who are all human...not God. And, they are not actually quoting God in telling us that god loves us. They are presenting their opinion.

So, New Testament quotes are not the answer to my question.

Again...repeating my question: Where exactly in the bible does God tell us that he loves us?

In a number of Old Testament passages "we" are told of the nature of God's love. But, again, that is not the same thing as God telling us that he loves us.

I'll give you a starting point, in case it helps: In Isaiah 54, "he", God, almost tells us that he loves us...sort of...

(Note: For this discussion I will not argue the fact that Isaiah did not actually write anything beyond Chapter 39, if he wrote those 1 through 39.)

So, again, repeating... the question is about
> in the Bible
> where in the bible
> God
> not other humans
> actually states
> that he loves "us"

Again, It is not in the New Testament, though you should feel free to read it, study it, search it....

So...can you answer the question?

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Edited: June 23, 2017 @ 22:18

mrmhead

NE, Ohio

#160

Jun 24, 2017 @ 02:22:00

@chaski Said

So where exactly in the bible does God tell us that he loves us?

Please don't quote the New Testament. It is not John 3:16. That quote is John talking to us, NOT God talking to us. In fact, it is nowhere in the New Testament, so don't bother quoting the New Testament. The New Testament passages that discuss God's love are all from the perspective of the authors of the text, who are all human...not God. And, they are not actually quoting God in telling us that god loves us. They are presenting their opinion.

So, New Testament quotes are not the answer to my question.

Again...repeating my question: Where exactly in the bible does God tell us that he loves us?

In a number of Old Testament passages "we" are told of the nature of God's love. But, again, that is not the same thing as God telling us that he loves us.

I'll give you a starting point, in case it helps: In Isaiah 54, "he", God, almost tells us that he loves us...sort of...

(Note: For this discussion I will not argue the fact that Isaiah did not actually write anything beyond Chapter 39, if he wrote those 1 through 39.)

So, again, repeating... the question is about
> in the Bible
> where in the bible
> God
> not other humans
> actually states
> that he loves "us"

Again, It is not in the New Testament, though you should feel free to read it, study it, search it....

So...can you answer the question?

Now Chaski ... He doesn't have to say he loves us. He shows it through his actions!
(note: I'm not a scholar, this is just a layman's interpretation of what I've picked up here and there)

Flooding the Earth killing nearly everyone and every living thing.
Raining fire and brimstone on a city or two because they were behaving badly.
Threatening us with eternity in hell if we misbehave
Promising 7 plagues to test our love

..ya know, kinda like dad!

---
BTW, wasn't there an angel that came down from Heaven to protect man from god's "love"?

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twilitezone911

Saint Louis, Missouri

#161

Jun 24, 2017 @ 02:57:14

i was wonder about if god will spoke to people, like moses or noah. when i get impressing through tv movies and movies that god never spoke back to jesus at all. when jesus was alive.

i always thought god was telepathy. it would explain why god never talks to people. he speaks to in our minds telepathically. people said god never speak to them loudly to them that someone could hear.

not that it matters, if how god can communicate us. it would explain how moses and noah communicates with god. is there any true facts that people around noah and moses actually hear god spoke to them?

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Jennifer1984

Returner and proud

Penzance, United Kingdom

#162

Jun 24, 2017 @ 17:07:22

@Erimitus Said

There is an new doll replacing tickle me Elmo. It is called fondle me Elmo.

Teaching children all the wrong lessons, but I couldn't help myself. I laughed.

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