Mud baths

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have
some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted

with a fatal and incurable disease."

So the guy asks, "Well isn't there ANYTHING I can do, doc?"

"Hmmm.... maybe you should go to a spa and start taking

daily mud baths." The doctor tells the patient.

"Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?"

"Probably not . . . but at least you'll get used to being

covered in dirt!"