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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 17, 2017 @ 15:15:47
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to shut up.

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 17, 2017 @ 15:23:02
@rondetto Said

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to shut up.

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.





no, wonder, i am not married, i don't own a hot tub.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#3New Post! Mar 17, 2017 @ 17:32:23
Mawwage... Mawwage is what bwings us togetha... today.... WUV!!!! True wuv!!!

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