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rondetto On about 10 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 23, 2017 @ 12:44:45
My advice if you are ever in this situation:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a drop-off and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

(Answer below)




Answer:
Get off the children's merry-go-round, you're drunk.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 23, 2017 @ 14:29:10
@rondetto Said

My advice if you are ever in this situation:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a drop-off and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

(Answer below)




Answer:
Get off the children's merry-go-round, you're drunk.


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