Well Endowed

@rondetto Said

Two guys are drinking together at a bar and go into the toilet. Standing at the urinal, Bill notices that his pal is very well endowed.

"Wasn't always that way," the pal says. "It's a transplant. I had it done over on Harley Street. It cost a thousand quid, but as you can see, it's well worth every penny."

So Bill visits the doctor on Harley Street that day. Six months later, the two guys meet up again at the bar. Bill explains, "I took your advice, but you were robbed. I got mine for £500, not a thousand."

They go back to the toilet to compare. "No wonder," his buddy says, "That's my old one!"