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rondetto On about 17 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 13, 2017 @ 12:16:32
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million years to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."

The man asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"God replies, "My son, a million pounds to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me."

The man asks, "So God, can I have a million pounds?"

And God replies, "Yes, just give me a second."
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Jan 13, 2017 @ 13:09:37
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jan 13, 2017 @ 13:20:53
@rondetto Said

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million years to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."

The man asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"God replies, "My son, a million pounds to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me."

The man asks, "So God, can I have a million pounds?"

And God replies, "Yes, just give me a second."


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