At the theatre

@rondetto Said

A man takes his place in the theatre, but his seat is too farfrom the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."



The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. Yep. 20p coin.



The usher looks at the coin in his hand, leans over and whispers, "I'll give you a tip..the wife did it.