A bike for Xmas

@rondetto Said

A boy is running around his back yard in early December, chanting, “I SO WISH I GET A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS!”
An elderly man watches him go on for a while, then comes over and says, “Son, what is this about, Santa ain’t deaf, you know?”
The little boy, out of breath, smiles, “He probably isn’t, but my auntie Jane is.”