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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 16, 2016 @ 13:42:36
Dai Evans the local farmer had a visit from the environmental health officer. The officer asked Dai what he fed his sheep on. Dai said he fed them
on corn, wheat and hay. The officer scolded him saying he should feed them on much better food, he left Dai with a £1000 fine.
The following week an officer from the United nations called on Dai asking him what he fed his sheep on. Dai replied saying he fed them on steak, salmon and
fish. The officer scolded him saying that while people in the world were starving it was unfair he was feeding his flock too heartily and left him with a £1000
fine.
The following week another man visited Dai and asked how he fed his sheep. Dai replied saying: "Well to be honest I give each one £5 and tell them to
get whatever they want."
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