Two cockroaches

@rondetto Said

There were two cockroaches, Tom and Oscar, they are hanging out next to a dirty bin enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.”
“Oscar” replied Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”