When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not
be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on a
table, or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins: Take out the
literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement:
Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested, and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.

Have a nice day and remember, "There is always
someone with a job that is worse than yours."

Oh my goodness, I love this one! It's so true!