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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 09, 2015 @ 12:16:04
The Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain.

Passenger: "How far is land, from here? "

Captain:" Two miles..."

Passenger: "Only two miles, then why these fools are making noises. I have the experience of swimming even more than that."

Captain: ....."Pardon?"

Passenger: "Just tell me in which direction, land is two miles from here?"

Captain: "Downward..."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 09, 2015 @ 12:34:40
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