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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Jul 13, 2015 @ 20:52:29
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florists son brought her a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owner's daughter brought her a box of delicious chocolates.
Then, the liquor store owner's son brought up a big heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Wine?" she asked? "No" replied the boy. She tasted another drop. "Champagne?"
"No" said the little boy.........."its a puppy!"
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