President's Day

"Eating breakfast with my 10-year-old granddaughter last February, I asked her what day it was. Without hesitation she said, 'Presidents Day!' I asked her, 'So what is Presidents Day?' I expected something about Obama or Washington, but she surprised me by saying, 'Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House and, if he sees his shadow, we have six more months of bulls***.'